Thursday, December 31

Are you prepared for Y2.01K?

Y2.01K Checklist for survival

The year 2010 bug arose from the fact that most old mainframe computers from the early 2000s still running keep track only of the last three digits of the year. The computer assumes the first three digits are 2 and 0 and 0. To the computer, 2009 is just 9. That means the computer will interpret 10 not as 2010 but as 2000, throwing the date calculation off by 10 years.

Because it is impossible to foresee exactly what problems will have to be dealt with at the turn of the decade, the American Red Cross has developed a checklist to help everyone handle Y2.01K in the best fashion possible:


Because many types of electrical equipment have embedded chips in them
that control vital operations, the American Red Cross suggests that you first "check with manufacturers of any essential computer-controlled electronic equipment in your home to see if that equipment may be affected." This includes garage door openers, electronic locks, consumer electronics, security and fire systems, appliances and programmable thermostats.

If the equipment will be affected, it should be dealt with according to the manufacturer's instructions.
The second thing the organization suggests is to stock disaster supplies for yourself and all who li
ve with you. This will include nonperishable foods and water as well as an adequate supply of non-prescription and prescription drugs that you and your household regularly use.

"At least a gallon [approximately 4 -liters] of water per person per day to drink and a gallon per person per day for hygienic purposes should be stored," suggested Christopher -Thomas, a spokesperson for the American Red Cross.

Because computer systems may fail at banks, the American Red Cross suggests that you keep extra cash on hand as well in a safe place. "Withdraw your money from your bank in small amounts well in advance of 12/31/09 to avoid long lines at the bank at the last minute," the Red Cross said.

A few days or so before 12/31/09, the American Red Cross also suggests filling your gas tank. However, you should keep in mind that your car may have embedded chips that control vital functions such as power brakes, power steering, electronic fuel injection and other functions.


In case power fails in your area, the American Red Cross says that it would be wise to have alternative cooking methods planned. However, "We recommend you don't use camp stoves inside the house because this is how many fires start," Thomas said.


If power goes out, so may the heat. Having extra blankets, coats, hats, gloves and other articles of warm clothing will be a must since the Y2.01K problem will happen during the heart of the winter season. If lights go out due to power failures, flashlights--not candles--should be used for lighting purposes. Make sure you have a good supply of fresh batteries as well.

Last but not least, the American Red Cross asks that you check with local emergency service providers to see if more information is available on how your community will be handling the Y2.01K problem. No matter how serious Y2.01K may be, Thomas believes that everyone should be prepared. "We have to be prepared for the possibility (of a disaster)," said Thomas. "And the American Red Cross--though hoping for the best--is prepared for the worst."

Wednesday, December 30

Errata

How could I forget to include these two movies in my 1979 year-end wrap-up????
Classic!

A must-see for 13 year-old Foulard, the pre-eminent Steve Martin scholar of his middle school.

Michael Douglas' other 1979 movie


I've never even heard of this, but doesn't it look appealingly terrible?

Part Three! Movies Foulard saw in their initial theatrical runs, 30 years ago

I read the comic book before I managed to see the movie...

A 'quality' film. My mom really liked it.

Crappy! I had a model of one of the robots.

Extremely crappy! Starring Michael Caine.
I saw the first movie when it came out, too.


No actual memory of this one. Beau Bridges was in it?


Posting these is my reaction to all the boring year-end lists I've been seeing on the internets all week. Here's where I got all these images, in case you want to play along...

Part Two! Movies Foulard saw in their initial theatrical runs, 30 years ago

A TV-movie dressed up as a real film. That didn't stop me from seeing it (twice?).

More quality. With Mickey Rooney!

Quality again. Funny, if maybe a little over-rated.
Then Peter Sellers made Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen, and died.



Topical! Cheesy!

As you may have noticed, I was pretty omnivorous in my tastes--especially if something had a vaguely science fictional element, and was rated PG--R-rated films were a bit trickier!

Movies Foulard saw in their initial theatrical runs, 30 years ago

Why did I see this one? I don't know.

An obvious choice, though I could tell it was somewhat lacking.

A must-see, of course, even though it stunk.

An arty, if 'scary' choice.

Saw it on premiere night! Not so hot!

Beebo had us watch this again last month...


Foulard saw a lot of movies in 1979. He was 12-13 years old--what else was there to do?

"Let's Be Common!"

Here's a clip from an early Ernst Lubitsch musical, The Love Parade. I found the leads, Maurice Chevalier and Jeanette MacDonald, a bit so-so, but thought this duet between Lupino Lane and Lillian Roth was pretty nifty (they play a butler and a maid to the principal characters):

I'm not sure why the video cuts off at the end, but he chases her up to her room and then [spolier alert] she throws him out the window (complete with shattering glass).

Thursday, December 24

Most oppressive Xmas album cover ever


Includes the songs:
  • Everybody Act Like You Believe in God
  • Looks Like They're Feeding You Plenty at That College
  • Pretend Grandpa Didn't Just Say Something Racist
  • Tommy's Not Gay (He Just Hasn't Met the Right Girl)
  • Even a Vegetarian Should Like This Nice Pot Roast
  • Try to Find a TV Show Everyone Will Want to Watch
  • I Bought This Present and Said It Was from You
  • When Are You Coming Out of Your Room?

Wednesday, December 23

Crappy Christmas gifts of the 70s



Did you ever get these as a child? I remember getting second place in an art contest where I was supposed to get a $10 prize, but they gave me a couple of books of these, instead. It was like "Hello, I'm a kid--I don't buy my own food! I need cash for toys and comic books."

Monday, December 21

Jack Benny, Mouse

Beebo and I watched To Be or Not To Be (original 1942 version), with Jack Benny, last night. Beebo had never seen Benny before, but liked him immediately. I remembered this cartoon, which I always liked, so I'm posting it here for her:

Thursday, December 17

PANTO!

What is this 'Panto'? you may ask. It's a strange British tradition of taking the kids to see a bad play at Christmastime. The play is usually based on one of a few Public Domain sources:
  • Aladdin (oddly popular)
  • A Christmas Carol
  • Pinocchio
  • Jack and the Beanstalk
  • Dick Whittington and His Cat
Occasionally, some current, licensed product is Panto-ized, like 'Shrek' or Raymond Briggs' 'The Snowman'.

Here's some information stolen from Wikipedia:

The form has a number of conventions, some of which have changed or weakened a little over the years, and by no means all of which are obligatory.

  • The leading male juvenile character (the 'principal boy') - is traditionally played by a young woman, and usually in tight-fitting male garments (such as breeches) that make her female charms evident.
  • An older woman (the pantomime dame - often the hero's mother) is usually played by a man in drag.
  • Risqué double entendre, often wringing innuendo out of perfectly innocent phrases. This is, in theory, over the heads of the children in the audience.
  • Audience participation, including calls of "He's behind you!" (or "Look behind you!"), and "Oh, yes it is!" and "Oh, no it isn't!" The audience is always encouraged to boo the villain and "awwwww" the poor victims, such as the rejected dame, who usually fancies the prince.
  • A song combining a well-known tune with re-written lyrics. The audience is encouraged to sing the song; often one half of the audience is challenged to sing 'their' chorus louder than the other half.
  • The animal, played by an actor in 'animal skin' or animal costume. It is often a pantomime horse or cow, played by two actors in a single costume, one as the head and front legs, the other as the body and back legs.
  • The good fairy always enters from stage right and the evil villain enters from stage left. In the medieval mystery plays the right side of the stage symbolised Heaven and the left side symbolised Hell.
  • The members of the cast throw out sweets to the children in the audience (although in some cases this is not possible due to health and safety restrictions).
  • Sometimes the story villain will squirt members of the audience with water guns or pretend to throw a bucket of 'water' at the audience that is actually full of streamers.
  • A slapstick comedy routine may be performed, often a decorating or baking scene, with humour based on throwing messy substances. Until the 20th century, British pantomimes often concluded with a harlequinade, a free-standing entertainment of slapstick. Nowadays the slapstick is more or less incorporated into the main body of the show.
  • In the 19th century, until the 1880s, pantomimes typically included a transformation scene in which a Fairy Queen magically transformed the pantomime characters into the characters of the harlequinade, who then performed the harlequinade.
  • The Chorus, who can be considered 'Extras' on-stage, who usually appear in all scenes and who perform a variety of songs and dances throughout the show. They are a very important role in Pantomimes.
Sounds massively tiresome to me (except for the part about the young woman in tight-fitting breeches)! What do you think?

Wednesday, December 16

Oh, you wacky British thespian!

From the Daily Mail:

Brian Blessed is still hamming it up after all these years

From Shakespeare to musicals and panto, Brian Blessed has done it all. And all with his great booming voice.

But after more than 40 years in showbusiness, the actor is not tired of hamming it up for the cameras.

The 72-year-old, who is playing the villain in panto in Wimbledon, south-west London, pretended to stumble into a wall as photographers waylaid him on his way to the theatre.


Playing up: Brian Blessed pretends to fall into a wall near the New Wimbledon Theatre in London yesterday, where he is co-starring with Pamela Anderson

Teetotal Blessed is starring as Abanazar in Aladdin alongside Pamela Anderson as the Genie and was amused by the number of photographers waiting to get a picture of the former Baywatch star.

The burly actor, who was dressed down in jogging bottoms and a zip-up top and was carrying a Daily Mail in his carrier bag, fell against the wall as if drunk.

Onlookers reported that he let rip at his famous co-star for missing some rehearsals.

According to the Daily Mirror, he yelled: 'Pamela f***ing Anderson? I wouldn't touch her with yours.

'I've starred alongside Sophia Loren. What the f*** is all that about Pamela Anderson? What is all that about?'

But a spokesman for the veteran told the Mail Online today: 'He doesn't drink and hasn't done for a long time - more than 30 years.

'The paparazzi were outside the theatre waiting for Pamela and asking him about her and he pretended to fall into the wall as if drunk. He does it all the time.

'I know that he and Pamela Anderson have a good working relationship and that he is enjoying her performances.'

The respected actor co-starred with Loren in 1972 movie Man Of La Mancha. He has also appeared in Cats, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and I, Claudius [don't forget Flash Gordon!].

A spokesman for the actress said: 'Pamela is profoundly honoured to be working alongside a legendary actor of the reputation and stature of Brian Blessed.

'She has no response to any alleged comments he may or may not have made.'

Gotta love the old 'I'm pretending to be falling-down drunk' routine--very subtle! Maybe a little confusing, though, Brian, since you look like someone who would be drunk in the middle of the afternoon...


40th anniversary...

...of Foulard's first request for a Christmas Present, at age three. (I don't remember requesting it, but apparently I did, according to a reliable source)
Here's what I axed for!

Dig those accessories! He even has a coffee pot, coffee cup, and frying pan.
A couple of years later I got an action figure of a knight and his horse that had about 1,000 pieces of armor that my parents had to assemble.

Tuesday, December 15

Unmerry

20 years after we got a Robin Hood movie with the second-most humorless actor on the planet (Kevin Costner), the ante has been upped with the most humorless actor currently working, Russell Crowe:

Here's how you do it, morons!:

Or this:

Monday, December 14

Christmas present circa 1971

Nifty! Included actual weighted metal boots.

Friday, December 11

T.G.I.F.

In honor of my headache and the fact that my work week is nearly over, a little trivia about non-respectable national restaurant chain T.G.I. Friday's.

Did you know that the first one (in Manhattan) was a trend-setting "single's bar"? The idea was to make the setting friendly and "fun" for office drones (especially girl secretaries) to mingle, have a burger and several drinks, and then stumble back to someone's apartment.
From Wikipedia:
The Friday's restaurant chain was founded in 1965 in New York City, featuring standard American cuisine, bar food and alcoholic beverages. The restaurant was located at the corner of 63rd Street and First Avenue. The exterior featured a red-and-white striped awning and blue paint, and the interior included wooden floors, Bentwood chairs and striped tablecloths; the bar area added brass rails and stained glass. The employees were young and wore wacky uniforms, and every time someone had a birthday, the entire restaurant crew came around with a cake and sang Friday's traditional birthday song. The location is now a British pub called "Baker Street"; the brass rails are still there.

I remember being surprised reading a reference to the bar in a novel I read from that era--but I can't remember if it was in
The Love Machine or Sheila Levine is Dead and Living in New York. Or both!

Additional details here--though I wrote this post before reading this, F.Y.I. (Friday's).

Wednesday, December 9

Our Holiday Card

Beebo and I went to the Sears Portrait Studio to get our photo taken for our annual holiday card. You'll be getting yours in the mail soon, but here's a sneak peek:

Christmas remakes from Hell

I was just looking up an old Christmas-themed comedy (since I'm all about seasonal viewing and listening) called Christmas in Connecticut, starring my favorite classic Hollywood leading lady, Barbara Stanwyck. She's one of those actors equally comfortable in comedy, 'women's pictures', film noir, or westerns. As a leading lady during a time when adult women were a large part of the film-going audience (i.e. before TV), she got a lot of meaty parts, and acted them with gusto and intelligence.

Anyway, this is a pretty cute comedy. Short description:
Journalist Elizabeth Lane is one of the country's most famous food writer. In her columns, she describes herself as a hard working farm woman, taking care of her children and being an excellent cook. But this is all lies. In reality she is an unmarried New Yorker who can't even boil an egg. The recipes come from her good friend Felix. The owner of the magazine she works for has decided that a heroic sailor will spend his Christmas on her farm. Miss Lane knows that her career is over if the truth comes out, but what can she do?

Stanwyck is great, Sydney Greenstreet (as the publisher) is great, Dennis Morgan is adequate as the sailor.

To my horror, as I was looking for pictures for a post about this movie, I found this television remake from 1992:"Elizabeth is the star of a successful cooking show and author of several cookbooks. But when her manager, Alexander sees forest ranger Jefferson, who lost his cabin in a fire, comment on TV about wishing he could get a home-cooked Christmas dinner, he arranges for a special live show on Christmas, for Elizabeth to cook him Christmas Dinner. Only Elizabeth can't cook, and trying to keep Jefferson and the viewing public from finding out on a live show may be a little difficult."

Yikes! Obviously, the plot is similar to the first one. But a poodle-headed Dyan Cannon in the lead, plus a latter-day Kris Kristofferson in a story set in the 1990s--that's not cool, man. And worst of all--Directed by Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Tuesday, December 8

A Double Shot of Claudine for the Holidays

With then-husband Andy Williams, from 1967 or so:

And (audio only) one of her holiday-themed songs:


Song One is not so great in this rendition, but I think Song Two is pretty tip-top.

Monday, December 7

Fondue

Beebo and I were invited over to our friends' house in Ballard for fondue on Saturday. It was delicious, and my idea of a perfect meal, especially on such a chilly night.

(their cat and resident photographer, Buckminster, took this picture to commemorate the event)

Friday, December 4

Orville's Hit Song



"Orville's high point was Keith Harris' and Orville's hit single named "Orville's Song" — "I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't..." First charting in December 1982, this single reached number 4 in the UK Singles Chart the following month, and sold over 400,000 copies."

Orville today:

Who's cooler?

a. Rod Hull and Emu?or

b. Keith and Orville?

My Husband--Some Hotshot!



Here are a bunch of commercials from my childhood--so drilled into the collective public consciousness from thousands of hours of watching the three channels available in the 70s, that they were parodied at the time they were being shown.

The last one may not be so famous, but I remember the weird enunciation: "Stay Alive, THE Survival Game."

Amusingly dire Christmas eve TV entertainment from 1985

Mr. Foulard is So Sorry

Foulard has been too busy, harried, and stressed-out, work-wise, to put any energy into blogging this week. Yes, this is one of those "sorry I haven't posted enough" blog posts. Mea culpa!

Monday, November 30

PSA

I watched an old movie called Plymouth Adventure on Thanksgiving Day. It was a very Hollywood-ized version of the story of the Pilgrims' sea voyage, with all the familiar names popping up ("They need a good carpenter on this ship. Maybe you'd like to join them, Mister--" "John Alden, and I might, at that." etc.). It made me curious whether that kind of earnest history is even taught anymore. It barely was when I was a kid. I'm not sure it needs to be, though it comes in handy for trivia quizzes.

It also reminded me of the importance of preventing scurvy!
From Wikipedia:
Scurvy can be prevented by a diet that includes certain citrus fruits such as oranges or lemons. Other sources rich in vitamin C are fruits such as blackcurrants, guava, kiwifruit, papaya, tomatoes, bell peppers, and strawberries. It can also be found in some vegetables, such as carrots, broccoli, potatoes, cabbage, spinach and paprika, as well as some pickled vegetables. Many animal products, including liver and oysters, contain vitamin C. Though redundant in the presence of a balanced diet, various nutritional supplements are available that provide ascorbic acid well in excess of that required to prevent scurvy, and even some candies and most soft drinks contain vitamin C as a preservative.

Sunday, November 29

Sundays are for catnaps

Deebo has the right idea here...

Tuesday, November 24

Lady, don't do it!

...and so the 1970s were born.

Monday, November 23

Thanksgiving is coming!

In the Foulard household, it's a tradition for the whole family to watch this special holiday presentation together:

Email Gremlins

A little background, from Wikipedia:
Gremlin is an English folkloric creature, commonly depicted as mischievous and mechanically oriented, with a specific interest in aircraft. Although their origin is found in myths among airmen, claiming that the gremlins were responsible for sabotaging aircraft, John W. Hazen states that "some people" derive the name from the Old English word gremian, "to vex".[1] Since World War II, different fantastical creatures have been referred to as gremlins, bearing varying degrees of resemblance to the originals.

One of the most vexing gremlins I know of is a fairly recent incarnation, the Email Gremlin. This little fellow grabs your email right after you send it, and sits on it for a period of time that can range from 5 minutes to several months. Have you ever encountered him?

Here's how he does his work: You and your correspondent are both at work, shooting emails back and forth, having a medium-temp conversation, when suddenly your friend just drops out, usually after you've asked a question or made a clever joke. Then you're suddenly sitting there hitting 'refresh' over and over again and wondering "Is (s)he mad at me? Did I say something offensive? Is there an emergency? I thought we were cool..."

After a suitably tense interval, the missing email(s) start(s) popping up in your inbox, with time markers showing you that you actually got a prompt response to what you wrote. Somewhere an email gremlin is rolling around on his Disney-esque butt and laughing at you!

Saturday, November 21

Holiday Cocktails

Wassail! The holidays are upon us, and it's time to start thinking about specialty cocktails that are in tune with the festive feeling we are all...feeling.

With that in mind, put aside those summer-y egg white-based recipes and start thinking about using the whole egg in your drink of choice. Here are a couple of recipes to get you started:Those drinks sound SOLID!

Thursday, November 19

Economy Makes Startling Rebound

As you may remember, See's Candies™ stopped selling the Gift of Elegance™, which experts determined was a sure sign that the U.S. economy was "in the crapper". Well, happy days are here again! The Gift of Elegance™ has returned!:

Synergy

Wednesday, November 18

Supplemental M*A*S*H post

These terrible-looking books were a common sight on drugstore paperback spinner racks in the 70s:
These titles beg the questions: How does "M*A*S*H" get to all these fun places, and does it have to go back to Korea afterward?