Charlton Heston: Astronaut, philosopher

For those who like to tempt fate...

...don't you get the feeling you would get hit by a bus right after you bought this book? I guess if you don't, you're more self-confident than I am.

Random pseudo-celebrities of 1978

How many can you spot from this final scene of the classic film Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band? Beebo and I caught the end of this movie in hi-definition last weekend. Aren't you jealous?

The massed celebrities start showing up after the part where Billy Preston is hoisted around on a wire while wearing a gold lamé uniform. There's 60 or so of them, standing on bleachers, singing and doing a sort of swaying dance move that must have taken all of five minutes to learn. I remember reading about how awesome this ensemble was in Pizzazz magazine before I saw the film, and it really delivers. Who wouldn't get excited about seeing Wolfman Jack, Carol Channing, and Bowzer in the same place?

Dennis Quaid harrasses an old man with his rockin' guitar

A good time was had by all

Dept. of Extremely Unnecessary

The first official look at the new 'A-Team': (l. to r.)

Bradley Cooper, Quinton (Rampage) Jackson, Sharlto Copley and Liam Neeson.

Oh boy, another crappy big-budget based on an old crappy show (sorry, Alejandro!). I guess this is evolutionarily one stage above being based on a crappy old toy, though...

Sherlock Homes vs. the Nazis

Beebo made some lasagna last night and we sat down and watched the third Sherlock Holmes movie starring Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. We'd seen the first two, which were fairly faithful to the original concept--they're set in the 1890s, and it's the classic Victorian London setting. With the third one, the series switched from 20th Century Fox to Universal Studios, home of Abbott & Costello, Frankenstein, the Wolfman, etc., and things were going to be different. Holmes and Dr. Watson are suddenly catapulted forward in history 50 years to (then) modern-day London, where a menace far greater than Professor Moriarty awaits them--the Nazis!

Of course, the whole concept is ridiculous (see the title card above for Universal's non-explanation), but come on--it's fun! The movie's titled Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror, and the plot is: radio broadcasts coming from Germany announce sabotage to British munitions factories,ships, and the like. Holmes deduces that there must be a leak coming from the Security Council, and sets about trying to find the culprit. As it turns out [spoiler alert], the villain has been a German mole who has been placed in England, replacing a British official who died in the first world war, since 1918! Yes, he's been a mole for 24 years, just waiting for his chance to strike! When caught, he immediately clicks his heels and starts speaking with a thick German accent, saying something about how the fatherland thinks in the long term!

"I spent three years at your Cambridge University..."

Now, of course this is ridiculous--the Nazi party did not gain strength until 1925, so there's no consistent chain of command for this deep-cover mole. I suppose the idea was that he remained in readiness for whatever government his country had. Did the Weimar Republic (1919-1933) just pass him on to the National Socialists? But the fact that this makes no sense is part of the charm of the movie. Since it was a propagandistic wartime piece and light entertainment, there was no place for subtlety in portraying the enemy. People just wanted to see Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson kick some Nazi butt! And they did! There were 11 more films in the series, over the next 4 years or so.