|More normativity than you can shake a stick at|
|Manic for Jesus|
It turns out that Daniel Baldwin is just causing all this trouble because he doesn't have a family to spend Xmas with. That's right, he's the grinch. And then he changes his mind and lets them put up their giant manger scene, or something like that.
Masochists and people with an irrational paranoia about "the war on Christmas".