Family-Friendly

Here's a fun and stupid thing I found on the internets:

Watch Edited Movies With These
Edited Movies DVD Players

"Now we can finally watch Last Tango in Paris together."

Control the content of movies in your own home. Filter both profanity and offensive scenes while you watch. Without modifying the DVD. Works with over 4000 regular versions of movies that you already own or rent from any video store.

• Filter your movies from Graphic Violence, Suggestive Scenes, Strong or Vulgar Language.
• Filter popular TV Series like 24 and Lost.
• Control the rating of the movies allowed to be played.
• Password protected settings.
• No waiting for edited movies in the mail or letting someone else decide what you want edited... It's your choice!

What a fascinating and lame idea!  I'm sure you could have a wonderfully incoherent movies experience this way, if you pick the right film. 

However, what I'd really like is a DVD player that adds sex, violence, and profanity to boring family movies to jazz them up! Or at least a DVD with all the bits they edited out of those 4000 movies...