Pre-Made Bad Signs for Restaurants and Shops

If you're a busy small business owner, you know you need to make up a lot of little signs on 8.5 x 11 paper to alert your customers about what they may or may not do in your establishment. But you also know that it can take up to 3 hours to make an unfriendly, ungrammatical and un-aesthetic notice to scotch-tape to your window or counter.

Well, labor no further--we will make these signs on command--just let us know what kind of sign you need and we'll crank it out for you with the attention to detail you can usually only expect from an irritable retail businessman. Here's an example to whet your appetite:You're welcome!

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Here's one more--this is suggested for vegan/vegetarian cafes: