Save Greendale!

R.I.P. Harry "Bill Gannon" Morgan

Now he's busting hippies in Heaven.  

Harry Morgan was quite funny on Dragnet, and one of the things that makes it watchable.  The characterization is actually more subtle than his turn as Col. Potter in M*A*SH.  There's a running joke about his character's obsession with wallpaper that's particularly rewarding...

More Xmas picks

I watched all 81 minutes of this last year, despite a stuttery video feed on the cable channel where I DVR'd it.  Luckily for Foulard readers, it's now available on Netflix--in HD, yet.

More normativity than you can shake a stick at

It's the story of an implausibly quaint small town in Alaska that does Christmas big time every year, until the heaviest Baldwin, Daniel, comes to town and starts cramping their style by invoking a little thing called separation of church and state.  What a cad!  He's a local boy who moved to the big city and has now returned to town to corrupt them with his "cosmopolitan" ways.  Ted McGinley plays the mayor, a solid family man who is weirdly fixated on setting up elaborate holiday displays in the town square, or any place that's city property.  He has a colorless wife, son, and daughter (she's the angel on the poster).  My favorite character is the guy played by "christian comedian" Brad Stine.  I originally thought he would turn out to be Jesus, because of his beard, but instead he's just some doofus brother-in-law to McGinley who does a "hilarious" rant against "the PC police" which was the highlight of the movie for me.   (He also has a concert video called "Tolerate This", which should show you where he's coming from)

Manic for Jesus

SPOILER ALERT:
It turns out that Daniel Baldwin is just causing all this trouble because he doesn't have a family to spend Xmas with.  That's right, he's the grinch.  And then he changes his mind and lets them put up their giant manger scene, or something like that.

Recommended for:
Masochists and people with an irrational paranoia about "the war on Christmas".

Foulard's holiday gift giving suggestions

You will be astonished at the looks on your loved ones' faces when they unwrap these little goodies on the holiday of your choosing.

Grow up, kids!

Is anyone else tired of seeing those dumb Guy Fawkes/V for Vendetta masks in all the photos of Occupy Wall Street etc. demonstrations?

I get it--you're a mysterious masked avenger striking fear into the heart of the corporations/fascist government etc.  Can't you pick something new?  Maybe something that's not from an overrated comic book turned into an overrrated movie starring Natalie Portman...expand your cultural literacy, posturing boy-men! (and girls)